Monday, May 21, 2007
THE WORST PICK UP LINE IN THE WORLD!!!
Today, a good friend of mine was traumatised on her way to school. Poor girl, for the sake of her privacy and to save some remaining dignity that she has left, she shall remain anonymous for now. Lets just call her palindrome girl for lack of the better explanation. Hint hint.! haha.
Scene 1, Act 1:
Girl walks into MRT train headed for school. Girl is trying to catch up some last minute studying -
(No use one all) *palindrome girl.
She walks up against the door to lean against it.
She flips her notes about trying to get some information in her head.
Guy 1 - Mental image : Ruffled hair, messed up clothes, bucked tooth, and every physical deformity imaginable.
Guy:" Excuse me Miss, could I have a piece of tissue please?'
Girl proceeds to take out a piece of tissue-Bad move...
Guy then takes out his spectacles and cleans it with the tissue. He starts to corner her.
Guy:' You studying for test ah?'
Silence...
Guy:' Hi, my name is kelvin...what's yours?'
Silence...
Palindrome girl stares at the book. Freaked out.
Guy exits.
Palindrome girl heaves a sigh of relief...albeit damn pissed off...
-End scene-
OMG! Dude sorry, but that is really pathetic can! Palindrome girl! You seriously should have kicked him in the gonads aka balls! or maybe you should have started flirting with him and then should molest.! haha...okay, I must be more sympathetic. Now, back to slamming the bastard...
Please kelvin...improve your pick up lines...
Poor palindrome girl...
5:28 PM;
