Of cheena-isms. Loads of cheena-isms



Most friends would ( or at least should have ) guessed by now I am a rather anti-cheena person.?
Not to say the least that my English is even good or that I speak queen's English, but it is rather amusing ( you have to admit ) the way these people choose to express themselves and the words they use.

Use looking through a friends' ( a smart , nerdy , handsome friend, erhm hwa chong. ) ( see I DO compliment people )
friendster profile and was shocked to see a spam of testimonials...With CHEENA wordings( cue : scary / Armageddon like music ).

Decided to take a look.
I only copied a small portion, thereby within the copyright law ( cold laugh )

sh0w muhx dda lightt
ii waitt f0r mahx ddreams tt0 c0me true
its an0ther p0intt 0f view
tturn back ttimex and y0u'll findd
y0u are 0waiix 0n mahx mindd
y0u'll be here and ii habb n0 fear
dda ttimex iish rightt
jux sh0w muhx dda lightt


HOW COULD YOU
h0w c0uld y0u break eux pr0mise?
h0w c0uld y0u leave m0ii behind?
everythings we shared, all the fun we had
i will nber f0rget
h0w c0uld y0u treat me s0 c0ld?
h0w c0uld y0u jux break m0ii hart again?
all the times we had t0gether will owaiix be
iin m0ii mindd~

Try reading it out, im serious, its quite fun actually, improves you ennunciation.?
Okae fine, no offence intended, just trying to prove a point. its quite cool actually. Let me try.

moiiiiii dunnnn lyke disss orrr eeuuuu

i found a rather pertinent problem. how many repeats do you know how to type into the word.? Seriously...

I could type it like
euuuu

or
eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

okae. enough cheena-isms. feeling nauseous already. goodbye